There comes a time in your life when you have to say things to your children that you never expected. Exmple – “Please don’t put your foot in the dog’s mouth” or “you cannot squish your little brother’s belly” or “That’s Huck’s belly button, leave it alone!!” (not his penis because I’m not ready to have that conversation with my 3 year old yet). Daily dose is just a compilation of the craziness that is my life.
Spawn #2 – Mommy, will you help me go potty?
Me: I’m feeding your brother. You know how to go potty by yourself.
Spawn #2 – But I have to poop. Can you wipe my butt?
Me: You can wipe your own butt.
Spawn #2 – But I don’t want to get poop on my fingers.